Dennis Rodman is finally getting into coaching. Not at a small college, as an assistant or even at the high school level.
He's going to the topless level. Or actually, creating it. Via the NY Post:
Dennis Rodman is bouncing back into basketball — this time as a coach for a topless women’s team he’s launching for Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club, the New York mammary mecca.I don't know, that depends on what kind of offense they're running. Are we talking Seven Seconds or Less or walk-it-up style?
The NBA bad boy dreamed up the team after hearing that rival strip joint Rick’s Cabaret had launched a league with former Atlanta Hawk Spud Webb, who runs the Texas Legends, an NBA Development League team. Rodman is even challenging Rick’s Cabaret’s topless team to a charity game.
“I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court,” Rodman told Page Six.
Rodman said he's been a customer at Headquarters for more than 30 years (shocker) and is currently scouting for "talent." I don't know if that means actual basketball ability or not.
“You don’t have to have too much experience, just know how to throw the ball into the hole,” Rodman told the paper. “They’ll come out in a T-shirt or a tank top, but when the game starts, they’ll go topless."
So let it be known I guess: The WNBA now has competition.