Posted by Matt Moore
Sometimes there's a policeman who can step in and take charge of the situation that's gotten out of control. Sometimes there's a sweet, kind, and gentle man who can try and soothe frayed nerves. Sometimes, there's a dude... and sometimes, there's Ron Artest.
TMZ.com reports (and has video) of a confrontation between a man and a woman outside of an L.A. nightclub last weekend. Apparently both parties had too much to drink and wree going at it pretty viciously, physically, before Artest stepped in and separated the two.
Perhaps most impressive is Artest's form. He does a great job of boxing out, using his elbow and frame to separate the woman's desperate lunges from the man's face. New Lakers coach Mike Brown would be proud of how Artest maintained defensive position in this situation.
In all seriousness, it's just another case of Ron-Ron being Ron-Ron. Which means he could have separated them. He could have broke out a camera and filmed them. He could have just tweeted about seeing an elephant in a thong. But after talking to TMZ about the incident, he followed up with some friendly advice for the good people trying to handle their booze:
Stop drinking so much when ur too tiny to handle ur liquor Only females should have excuse Not guys unless ur really a female
In Ron's name we pray, Amen.